canadumb: thinsiqnificant: canadumb: *ducts tapes my laptop together* *duct tapes my life together* isnt that what i said
fruitpunchg: “ooooohhh” i say as i still dont understand
peeta-ismydandelion-inthespring: agentscully: WHO NEEDS EXTREME SPORTS WHEN MAKING GROWNUP PHONE CALLS GIVES ME MORE ADRENALINE THAN I WILL EVER NEED FOR THE REST OF MY LIFE Can we all just take a moment to bless how accurate this post is.
ronaldreagay: started from the bottom and i’ve managed to get worse
tragic-misfits: tempoes: everyone says “just get out and leave everything behind in the event of a house fire” like no fuck that shit im grabbing every electronic i can hold AND THE CHARGERS
homleschapel: summer is real cute until every fuckin type of insect comes out of the 8th circle of hell
"Do you know how many calories are in that?"
“…Do you know how many fucks I give?”